these are from my first post if you didn't see the first ones then heres the link.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Agwh9xj7KqZQj5CjnUn9xOAazKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20090820090754AAQvbng
first joke.
EVER WONDER
why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
why you don't see the headline "psychic wins the lotto?
why is it that docters call what they do "practice"?
why is lemon juice made with artificials flavor and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
why is the person who invests all your money called a broker? why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called "rush hour"?
why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? when dog food is new and improved tasting, who tastes it? why didn't know swat those 2 mosquitoes? if con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?
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after numerous rounds of "we don't know if bin laden is still alive" Osama decided in his own hand writing to let him know he was still in the game
bush opens the letter and it appears to contain a secret coded message 370HSSV-0773H
bush was baffled, so he typed it out and e-mailed it to colin powell, colin and his aides have no clue either so they send it to the CIA, months went past USA was put on red alert the country was placed in a state of self imposed curfew. So it went to NSA then to MIT, NASHA and to the special secret service. Eventually they asked Britian's MI6 for help. they cabled the white house "tell the president he is looking at the message upside down."
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you are on the bus when you suddenly realize..you need to fart. the music on the bus is really loud, so you time your fart with the beat, after A couple of songs, you start to feel better as you aproach your stop, as you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and looking really angry, that's when you remember, you've been listening to your ipod.
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Two Italian men sit behind a wofunny did you ever wonder jokesmen on a bus, she ingores their conversation at first, but it shocked when she hears this: (strong italian accent)
"Emma comes first, then i come, two A sses, they come together, then i come again den two A sse, they come again i come again and pee twice, den i come once more"
"you pigs" the lady yells, "in this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "hey coola down lady" the man says. I'mma just tellin my friend how to spella mississippi :P
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this one is kind of racist sorry if i offend anyone =/
why do mexicans only cross the border in groups of twos or fours? but never three? because all of the signs posted on the border say no tres' passing :P
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a teacher was teaching lil johhny math in school, Teacher: if i give you 2 rabbits then 2 more and another 2 how many do you have? Johnny: 7
Teacher: no listen again...i give you 2 rabbits another 2 then 2 mote how many do you have? Johhny: 7 Teacher: ok let me ask you this if i have 2 apples and i give you 2 and another 2, how much do you have? Johnny: 6 Teacher: good now if i give you 2 rabbits and 2 more and another 2 how much do you have? Johnny: 7!!! teacher: where the hell you getting 7 from? Johnny: cause i have one at home!!!!
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two men at airport, first man says "i can't find my wife." second says "i can't find mine either. "what does yours look like? 1st man says. "she's 6ft tall, blond, big jugs. long legs, mini skirt, stockings, high heels and boob tube, what's yours look like? 2nd man says " F uck her, we'll look for yours" :P
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ooo man my all time favorite one
a guy a new sports car and starts speeding down the highway. cop tries to pull him over, but the guys keeps going, thinking "he'll never catch me in this car" . after a while, reality sets in and he can't believe he's doing this, so he pulls over. when the cop comes up, he's very angry he tells the guy that he's had a very longfunny did you ever wonder jokes day he is at the end of his shift, and writing up this incident would take another hour, so if the guy can give one good reason why he didn't pull over, he'll let him go. guy thinks a while then says "my wife let me last week for a cop and i thought you were him trying to give her back". cop stifles a laugh and
says "have a nice day"
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whats the difference between a wife and a prositute? onces on contract and the other is pay as you go.
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10 out of 10 plus a gold star for a super star because that's how funny you are ha ha ha ha
haha., these are pretty funny! :D
370HSSV-0773H
LOL!!!
These are funny.
Your really good.
Long list lol. But they are all pretty good! Good job. I liked the Bin Laden one lol.
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Thursday, January 12, 2012
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kids click scienceI really need help in science please no kidding around?
please answer Even 1 will help:
1)How is an earthquake magnitude scale related to the amounts of energy released by earthquakes?
2)What are the major dangers to people from an earthquake?
3)Name three methods of improving a building's safety before an earthquake.
4) What might people living next to the ocean do to protect themselves if they were given a two-hour warning of an approaching tsunami?
5) If you lived in an area where earthquakes were common, what could you do to make your home safer?
6) Earthquakes release stress that has built up in rocks. Why do you think aftershocks occur?
Thank you! Please Help! Here is a help site: Classzone.com! click california 6th grade science. Thank you again!
How is an earthquake magnitude scale related to the amounts of energy released by earthquakes?
The Richter magnitude scale, or more correctly local magnitude ML scale, assigns a single number to quantify the amount of seismic energy released by an earthquake. It is a base-10 logarithmic scale obtained by calculating the logarithm of the combined horizontal amplitude of the largest displacement from zero on a Wood–Anderson torsion seismometer output. So, for example, an earthquake that measures 5.0 on the Richter scale has a shaking amplitude 10 times larger than one that measures 4.0. The effective limit of measurement for local magnitude is about ML = 6.8.
Though still widely reported, the Richter scale has been superseded by moment magnitude scale which gives generally similar values.
The energy release of an earthquake, which closely correlates to its destructive power, scales with the 3?2 power of the shaking amplitude. Thus, a difference in magnitude of 1.0 is equivalent to a factor of 31.6 ( = (101.0)(3 / 2)) in the energy released; a difference of magnitude of 2.0 is equivalent to a factor of 1000 ( = (102.0)(3 / 2) ) in the energy released. [1]
What are the major dangers to people from an earthquake?
Earthquakes really pose little direkids click sciencect danger to a person. People can't be shaken to death by an earthquake. Some movies show scenes with the ground suddenly opening up and people falling into fiery pits, but this just doesn't happen in real life.
The Effect of Ground Shaking
The first main earthquake hazard (danger) is the effect of ground shaking. Buildings can be damaged by the shaking itself or by the ground beneath them settling to a different level than it was before the earthquake (subsidence).
Name three methods of improving a building's safety before an earthquake.
An earthquake-loss-reduction program entails three basic elements: (1) understanding the nature and extent of the earthquake risk, (2) taking actions to reduce the risks and (3) establishing policy to guide the development of effective risk-reduction programs. Gori (1984) presents a collection of papers that provide practical information on improving the level of earthquake hazard mitigation and preparedness.
4) What might people living next to the ocean do to protect themselves if they were given a two-hour warning of an approaching tsunami?
1. If an earthquake occurs that is so strong that you cannot stand up and you are on the coast or on the beach, be aware that a Tsunami may follow
2. If the ocean recedes to reveal the ocean bottom, be aware that this is a Tsunami and the next wave will very soon flood coast lines
3. If you hear a roar like a train, this may be a sign that Tsunami waves are fast approaching
4. Tsunami waves attack for many hours and the first wave may not be the largest.
Natural warning signs of tsunamis include ground shaking from earthquakes and unusual sea-level fluctuations, wave forms, and sounds. These signs can alert people to impending tsunamis, but no research has explored the recognizability of these signs or the social-cognitive factors that affect human behavioral response to them. Of 663 interviewees, 24% felt ground shaking during the eakids click sciencerthquake; 69% saw something unusual about the ocean before the first wave reached land, mostly a receded shoreline; and 55% heard something unusual. Despite these levels of observation, most people did not evacuate. In fact, 65% saw other people in the danger zone at the time of the tsunami impact. Most respondents had to run for their lives but could not identify a safe place. There are major differences in experience among north, central, and southern coastal Thailand, reflecting social, topographical, and hydrological factors.
If you lived in an area where earthquakes were common, what could you do to make your home safer?
You should contact the local authorities, and ask them for help. While you're waiting, you can make sure there isn't anything that can crash down on you when an earthquake strikes. Also be sure to cloase all windows, and hide in the cellar or basement, but NOT near any glass.
6) Earthquakes release stress that has built up in rocks. Why do you think aftershocks occur?
It is caused by vibrations (waves) transmitted in the earth produced by rapid release of energy from elastic energy stored in rocks. This energy is built up along faults because of large scale movements in the earth, and is released when the fault moves. The "point" where the energy is released is called the focus and the "elastic waves" are generated here. They spread in all directions from the focus.
We will see that the earth is composed of moving plates and at the boundaries of these plates elastic strain builds up and the rocks deform. The Denali fault in Alaska had lateral movement of about 25 ft. (as shown in the diagram at the right) and had a magnitude of 7.9. This build up of strain along the San Andreas fault prior to th
Dont be lazy. Do your own homework
1)How is an earthquake magnitude scale related to the amounts of energy released by earthquakes?
2)What are the major dangers to people from an earthquake?
3)Name three methods of improving a building's safety before an earthquake.
4) What might people living next to the ocean do to protect themselves if they were given a two-hour warning of an approaching tsunami?
5) If you lived in an area where earthquakes were common, what could you do to make your home safer?
6) Earthquakes release stress that has built up in rocks. Why do you think aftershocks occur?
Thank you! Please Help! Here is a help site: Classzone.com! click california 6th grade science. Thank you again!
How is an earthquake magnitude scale related to the amounts of energy released by earthquakes?
The Richter magnitude scale, or more correctly local magnitude ML scale, assigns a single number to quantify the amount of seismic energy released by an earthquake. It is a base-10 logarithmic scale obtained by calculating the logarithm of the combined horizontal amplitude of the largest displacement from zero on a Wood–Anderson torsion seismometer output. So, for example, an earthquake that measures 5.0 on the Richter scale has a shaking amplitude 10 times larger than one that measures 4.0. The effective limit of measurement for local magnitude is about ML = 6.8.
Though still widely reported, the Richter scale has been superseded by moment magnitude scale which gives generally similar values.
The energy release of an earthquake, which closely correlates to its destructive power, scales with the 3?2 power of the shaking amplitude. Thus, a difference in magnitude of 1.0 is equivalent to a factor of 31.6 ( = (101.0)(3 / 2)) in the energy released; a difference of magnitude of 2.0 is equivalent to a factor of 1000 ( = (102.0)(3 / 2) ) in the energy released. [1]
What are the major dangers to people from an earthquake?
Earthquakes really pose little direkids click sciencect danger to a person. People can't be shaken to death by an earthquake. Some movies show scenes with the ground suddenly opening up and people falling into fiery pits, but this just doesn't happen in real life.
The Effect of Ground Shaking
The first main earthquake hazard (danger) is the effect of ground shaking. Buildings can be damaged by the shaking itself or by the ground beneath them settling to a different level than it was before the earthquake (subsidence).
Name three methods of improving a building's safety before an earthquake.
An earthquake-loss-reduction program entails three basic elements: (1) understanding the nature and extent of the earthquake risk, (2) taking actions to reduce the risks and (3) establishing policy to guide the development of effective risk-reduction programs. Gori (1984) presents a collection of papers that provide practical information on improving the level of earthquake hazard mitigation and preparedness.
4) What might people living next to the ocean do to protect themselves if they were given a two-hour warning of an approaching tsunami?
1. If an earthquake occurs that is so strong that you cannot stand up and you are on the coast or on the beach, be aware that a Tsunami may follow
2. If the ocean recedes to reveal the ocean bottom, be aware that this is a Tsunami and the next wave will very soon flood coast lines
3. If you hear a roar like a train, this may be a sign that Tsunami waves are fast approaching
4. Tsunami waves attack for many hours and the first wave may not be the largest.
Natural warning signs of tsunamis include ground shaking from earthquakes and unusual sea-level fluctuations, wave forms, and sounds. These signs can alert people to impending tsunamis, but no research has explored the recognizability of these signs or the social-cognitive factors that affect human behavioral response to them. Of 663 interviewees, 24% felt ground shaking during the eakids click sciencerthquake; 69% saw something unusual about the ocean before the first wave reached land, mostly a receded shoreline; and 55% heard something unusual. Despite these levels of observation, most people did not evacuate. In fact, 65% saw other people in the danger zone at the time of the tsunami impact. Most respondents had to run for their lives but could not identify a safe place. There are major differences in experience among north, central, and southern coastal Thailand, reflecting social, topographical, and hydrological factors.
If you lived in an area where earthquakes were common, what could you do to make your home safer?
You should contact the local authorities, and ask them for help. While you're waiting, you can make sure there isn't anything that can crash down on you when an earthquake strikes. Also be sure to cloase all windows, and hide in the cellar or basement, but NOT near any glass.
6) Earthquakes release stress that has built up in rocks. Why do you think aftershocks occur?
It is caused by vibrations (waves) transmitted in the earth produced by rapid release of energy from elastic energy stored in rocks. This energy is built up along faults because of large scale movements in the earth, and is released when the fault moves. The "point" where the energy is released is called the focus and the "elastic waves" are generated here. They spread in all directions from the focus.
We will see that the earth is composed of moving plates and at the boundaries of these plates elastic strain builds up and the rocks deform. The Denali fault in Alaska had lateral movement of about 25 ft. (as shown in the diagram at the right) and had a magnitude of 7.9. This build up of strain along the San Andreas fault prior to th
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santa clausSanta Claus!?
I recenlty found out my friend told her 6 year old son that there isn't really a Santa Claus, even though he still beleived in Santa.
I think Santa is the one pure innocent thing children have now a days and taking that away so young is unfair.
How old do you think a child should be told about Santa?
Personally my parents never actually told me, I belived for so long until I just figured it out. They still stuff my stocking and leave an unwrapped prestent under the tree for me. I'm 27 and don't even live with them anymore. =)
I think what your parents did was the right thing. Why tell a child? If a child asks, and asks and they are still young you tell them if you BELIEVE he is real. Just because you don't see something doesn't mean it actually exist. Your parents sound really cool, you are lucky.. =)
My friend is 12, and he still belives in Santa Claus. I think its creepy, even though his parents told him, he still belives he's real... Creepy
not really aren't kids supposed to be told the kid is not creepy the parents are!
Noo...it's not creepy to believe in Santa when your 12. It's almsot like the magic is gone if you don't. Most of my freinds still believe, they are normal and everything, FYI. Hey at least we don't take pictures wisanta clausth the mall santa! =S Don't tell them, they'll figure it out.It'll kill the spirit.
You mean he isn't real ? I thought he was
I still beleiving in Santa!
He still leaving somehting for me under the tree...
Christmas and Santa are not just for kids!
Anyway I think kids have to figure out everything about Santa by themselves.
You shold not lie to them, but not make them suffer about the true!
in about the 5th grade because it gives them time to exept it by the time they are in middle school
I don't think a child should ever be told that Santa isn't real. Let the child discover that on it's own. I still believe in Santa. :o)
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas
I dont think theres any need to tell a child ..t we figured it out all by our selves....and they will too .....don't ruin a good thing....
It's like so wrong! I figured it out when I was like in Third grade my friends told me. And my mom had to tell me. Even though I already knew.
Preferably before you give them the sex talk...
When they are n 4th or 5th grade coz this is around the time they will start to mature.
I guess u can never tell a child that there isn't a santa claus, because u don't want to kill the christmas spirit. I guess we can tell them though, because I think that Christmas is time to celebrate the birth of Jesus rather than Santa Clausanta clausse sneaking presents at night. I do believe that I am stuck
I can't believe that either, she should have waited until he was about ten, because at six she is taking away a little of his innocence that makes seeing christmas through a child's eyes soooooooooooooooo very special. I am proud that you parents let you find out on your own and still in a way act like there is still a Santa, because he does live, in our hears. Merry Christmas!
that mom needs a smack in the head!!! I am like you... find out on your own. my step-son said in conversation this year around my 5 year old there was no such thing as the easter bunny.... i almost lost it. children need to hold onto their innocence as long as they can b/c before you know it the world is stripping it away.
I think that 5th grade is the right time to tell them
with my kids, i have always let them believe in Santa Claus up untill they figured it out,,, I think the same way you do I think that is way to young to tell a child the only really thing they have to belive in when they are a child,,, man that really sucks that that child doesnt get to beleive in him,,,
They had Spongebob too, but then there were some sick angry fuc kers saying he's gay.....
I think Santa is the one pure innocent thing children have now a days and taking that away so young is unfair.
How old do you think a child should be told about Santa?
Personally my parents never actually told me, I belived for so long until I just figured it out. They still stuff my stocking and leave an unwrapped prestent under the tree for me. I'm 27 and don't even live with them anymore. =)
I think what your parents did was the right thing. Why tell a child? If a child asks, and asks and they are still young you tell them if you BELIEVE he is real. Just because you don't see something doesn't mean it actually exist. Your parents sound really cool, you are lucky.. =)
My friend is 12, and he still belives in Santa Claus. I think its creepy, even though his parents told him, he still belives he's real... Creepy
not really aren't kids supposed to be told the kid is not creepy the parents are!
Noo...it's not creepy to believe in Santa when your 12. It's almsot like the magic is gone if you don't. Most of my freinds still believe, they are normal and everything, FYI. Hey at least we don't take pictures wisanta clausth the mall santa! =S Don't tell them, they'll figure it out.It'll kill the spirit.
You mean he isn't real ? I thought he was
I still beleiving in Santa!
He still leaving somehting for me under the tree...
Christmas and Santa are not just for kids!
Anyway I think kids have to figure out everything about Santa by themselves.
You shold not lie to them, but not make them suffer about the true!
in about the 5th grade because it gives them time to exept it by the time they are in middle school
I don't think a child should ever be told that Santa isn't real. Let the child discover that on it's own. I still believe in Santa. :o)
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas
I dont think theres any need to tell a child ..t we figured it out all by our selves....and they will too .....don't ruin a good thing....
It's like so wrong! I figured it out when I was like in Third grade my friends told me. And my mom had to tell me. Even though I already knew.
Preferably before you give them the sex talk...
When they are n 4th or 5th grade coz this is around the time they will start to mature.
I guess u can never tell a child that there isn't a santa claus, because u don't want to kill the christmas spirit. I guess we can tell them though, because I think that Christmas is time to celebrate the birth of Jesus rather than Santa Clausanta clausse sneaking presents at night. I do believe that I am stuck
I can't believe that either, she should have waited until he was about ten, because at six she is taking away a little of his innocence that makes seeing christmas through a child's eyes soooooooooooooooo very special. I am proud that you parents let you find out on your own and still in a way act like there is still a Santa, because he does live, in our hears. Merry Christmas!
that mom needs a smack in the head!!! I am like you... find out on your own. my step-son said in conversation this year around my 5 year old there was no such thing as the easter bunny.... i almost lost it. children need to hold onto their innocence as long as they can b/c before you know it the world is stripping it away.
I think that 5th grade is the right time to tell them
with my kids, i have always let them believe in Santa Claus up untill they figured it out,,, I think the same way you do I think that is way to young to tell a child the only really thing they have to belive in when they are a child,,, man that really sucks that that child doesnt get to beleive in him,,,
They had Spongebob too, but then there were some sick angry fuc kers saying he's gay.....
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
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John Malkovich
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P.S: I'm a girl
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ALWAYS dress conservatively for an interview, even if the job is at a punk-ish place like Hot Topic. You want to hot topics for coupleslook like you are a professional and can handle the work. While in the interview, you can ask them if you are expected to dress in thier clothing style at work or if they prefer a more conservative look for their employees.
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